Attention anyone in my tax bracket! Now, you too can have your very own White Trash Koi Pond in front of your trailer! Forget the cinder blocks needed to prop up the kitchen! Forget any of those fancy eee-lek-trik shiny things that help you see at night! Spend your money on this! Watch [...]
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Extreme Changes Coming0
April 7, 2010 – 1:06 pm
We recently reported on one of the many Extreme Makeover families facing foreclosure. Now it looks as though the show is going under construction. Don’t start yelling, “Move that bus,” just yet. This makeover will probably take more than 7 days. However, changes are coming. The Wall Street Journal says that producers plan to scale [...]
The Advantage of Vantage0
April 6, 2010 – 12:56 pm
An LCD screen for your peephole. For your fridge. And for your washing machine, too. Whirlpool will soon release their new Vantage washer and dryer, the best new addition to your laundry room since hangers. Whirlpool’s innovative, high-tech series of “smart” appliances include the first washer/dryer set with a USB port to update firmware. The touch-screen LCD monitors on both [...]
Brinno Adds LCD to Peephole0
April 5, 2010 – 2:51 pm
Who knew there would be advancements in the peephole industry? Brinno, that’s who. The company recently designed the Brinno PeepHole Viewer which adds the high-definition effects of movies, the Super Bowl, and just about everything on TV to the good ol’ fashioned peephole. Even if you think you don’t need a more lifelike view of the mailman or your [...]
Benjamin Moore Makes Stink-Free Paint0
April 2, 2010 – 12:02 pm
Most paint stinks. No way around it. Open the windows, turn on the fan, and get the heck out while the stuff is drying. However, Benjamin Moore’s Natura, a zero-VOC interior paint, doesn’t have any smell. Available in thousands of hues and sheens, it doesn’t stink either. VOC stands for “volatile organic compound.” Since Natura doesn’t [...]
Lil’ Guppie0
April 1, 2010 – 1:03 pm
When I was a kid, I had a fresh water fish tank. Goldfish, Black Mollys, and Guppies swam around the little fake treasure chest and plastic plants. But this Lil Guppie from Columbia River Knife & Tool doesn’t swim. And if it did, it would be the sole survivor of the tank due to its incredible [...]
