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Pet Door Confusion0

Installing a pet door opens up an entire world of bizarre possibilities.  And instead of describing what could happen, I’m simply gonna show ya.

We’ll start with what should normally pass through your pet door: a dog.

 

There has to be some way to make dog doors for giant dogs.  It just eludes my meager intellect.  In the future, I’m sure there will be some Star Trek-like transporter device for pets to go in-and-out.

Until then, we have to deal with random critters deciding to come to dinner:

In this case, dinner actually came to the house…

Oh, don’t get all pissy.  I could never bring myself to harm something so cute.

I wouldn’t be able to catch anything that fast anyway.

Unlike this guy:

I’ve never been one for turtle soup (in fact I pull over, get out of the car, and move these little guys out of the highway).  But, if you’re hungry enough…

The beautiful thing about a pet door is that extremely limber, random women just show up in your house:

I’ll have a bottle of wine, some popcorn, and a Star Wars marathon awaiting you, my beautiful little flower.

Just don’t tell my girlfriend.

by John Barker

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