Remember the good old days, when Jessica Simpson’s biggest dilemmas included the pronunciation of “plata-ma-pus” and the presence of buffalo in her Buffalo wings?
Her MTV stepping stone, Newlyweds, is long gone and so is her marriage to equally perky pop star Nick Lachey. However, the Newlyweds house is still standing strong, and it’s currently up for sale.
If you have a cool $1.95 million just festering in your bank account, you could own the house that Jessica used to wax poetic in. Oh, what those walls could say… probably something along the lines of, “It’s tuna, you big dummy!”
Anyway, according to the listing, the house is even more gorgeous than Simpson’s pre-MTV self. Located in the gated community of Calabasas Park Estates, this 6,483-square-foot California spread has 5 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms, a wine cellar, a media room, a recording studio, a game room, two walk-in closets, stainless steel appliances, a walk-in pantry, and a built-in BBQ area. Of course, there’s a pool/spa, which you can probably see from every bedroom, since each one has its own balcony.
If you don’t have the cash to drop all at once, it’s no problem. Payments should only run you about $7,777 per month.
by Rachel Cericola
