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Pluto’s Dream House0

I want a dream house.  I don’t think it’s too much to ask.  The people on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition get one.  Barbie has one (as does Ken in Toy Story 3.) And apparently even Pluto has one:

Damn it!  If Pluto gets a dream house, I should get one too!  It’s just not fair!

Though I could live without the life-threatening magic involved in poor Pluto’s case.  You would think that with the infinite power harnessed in that lamp a house would just appear.  Instead it has to conjure invisible tool – wielding demons to manufacture Pluto’s house.  Just this alone would make me call an Exorcist – after I changed my pants.

It’s hard enough to find a good contractor, let alone trust anything that calls invisible minions into our dimension – even if they are good at carpentry.

Though they did work for free . . . And in my current situation, that carries a lot of weight.

Of course, in the end it was all a dream – which is what my dream home will continue to be for the foreseeable future.  I’m a realist.  I know that I’ll need to fill up at least 8,000,000,000,000,000,000 more penny jars before I can even hope to make a down payment.  But a kid can always dream . . .

by John Barker

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