We’ve all seen it. And like a car wreck or a penguin on a unicycle, it’s difficult to turn away from.
Picture the scene: your kitchen sink refuses to drain. You try clearing it with a plunger. No go. You then use a little snake to hopefully rid the pipes of whatever hell-spawned blob is causing the obstruction. Still no luck.
So you call a plumber. And this is what you see:
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Plumber’s butt. And worse. You know what I mean.
I’m not sure why but plumber’s butt, also known as plumber’s crack, inspires more than a few people to take up a video camera and get creative—like this guy, who inter-cuts audio from the classic film, Jaws:
But not all plumbers have to be men, right? Where are plumbers like this when I have issues with my kitchen sink?
I saved the best for last—but don’t let the kiddies in the room when you watch this:
Gah! See, that’s more like the kind of plumber I’d get in my house… Except he’d be in his 60s and talk incessantly about how he itches everywhere…
Am I slamming plumbers? Hell no. I respect them immensely. That’s some pretty hard work, my friends.
And if we’ve gotta see a little crack to get the job done… well, I can think of worse things.
by John Barker
