Superman is a pu**y compared to this guy. DrywallinfoMan is the hero who comes in to repair the damage other heroes create when battling the forces of evil. That’s gotta be a very lucrative business. Have you seen the damage that just Batman can do? And he doesn’t even have any super powers!
And angst-ridden teens everywhere should worship this guy. Not only does he make Moms happy, but he also does it in a stylish costume. The wipedown knife in the helmet is a must-have accessory.
Of course Dads may not like this. That Mom looks reallyhappy. Too happy, if you get my meaning. Perhaps she is Mrs. DrywallinfoMan . . . or maybe the wipedown knife has powers of seduction tool that ordinary mortals don’t know about.
Hmmmmm. I am feeling like I might punch out a wall, right now. What about you?
And, I’ll be keeping DrywallinfoMan away from my girlfriend . . . just in case.
by John Barker