I guess that we, as humans, have gotten tired of sitting in something that looks like. . .well, a chair.
Tell me that this Funky Blast Chair doesn’t look like a giant dog chew toy. I feel like it would squeak when I sat on it.
Manufactured in the United Kingdom out of American Ash, the Funky Blast Chair is stuffed with high-density polyethylene foam. The upholstery is made from Kvadrat’s Magenta 2 line and is available in a wide range of colors.
It measures 30” in height, with a width of 36” and a depth of 37”.
And in case you’re wondering, it has 31 legs. I guess four legs are simply not enough for the movers & shakers of the 21st century.
And all those legs add up to a $5,000 price tag.
I’m just gonna be blunt here and say that my butt will never adorn a $5,000 chair with 31 legs unless it belongs to someone else. And, even if I were lucky enough to drape myself into this strange piece of furniture, I’d still be terrified that a giant dog was gonna come along . . .
by John Barker