Have you ever sneezed in the shower?
Sure you have. Even if you don’t want to admit it . . .you have.
But have you ever taken the snot and rubbed it all over your body as a cleaning agent?
No? Neither have I.
Really. I haven’t.
However, I’m thinking the guys who came up with the came up with the Nose Shower Gel Dispenser might have done a little snot body wash as part of their product research.
At 9 inches high, it’s a bit larger than your standard human nose. It attaches to the shower wall via suction cups. And it comes with a 5.3-ounces of shower gel – green shower gel to be exact.
Most reviews of this schnoz have been quite positive, though there have been a few claims that it leaks. I suppose that if it’s anything like my nose, jamming a piece of tissue up into it can cure that oozing. But that might be a problem in shower – you could end up with green fake snot soap and disintigrated pieces of tissue all over the place.
This nose runs (Get it? Runs? Ha!) about $19 plus shipping at Amazon. That’s not bad for something that would surely be a conversation piece—if enough guests take a shower at your house, that is.
by John Barker