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Is it just me, or is this a disturbing mental image? 

I mean, I can’t imagine that scene for too long before all my senses get involved, and then, well, there are smells, and sounds, and ya’ know, I just don’t give a crap (ha, ha) about the making par. 

I’ll admit that I’m not much of a golf player,  but I suspect that die-hard fans of the sport would outwardly “poo-poo” the Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game  and then somehow develop a “gastrointestinal disorder” so they could spend as much time as possible perfecting the putt.

And the phrase “potty golf” just doesn’t sit right with me.  . .

The putting green is made of the same carpet used at miniature golf courses.  It comes with a little cup and flag, 2 golf balls, a little putter, and . . . wait for it . . . a Do Not Disturb Sign.

I think I would be mentally scarred if I were a kid and walked into the bathroom to find Dad scoring a hole in one.  (I’m currently shuddering uncontrollably—and the image won’t go away… Make it stop!  Please, make it stop!)

I admit that it’s difficult not to find the fun in this item.  And I have to give credit to the individuals who can multitask efficiently enough to sink two things at once.  I don’t know that I could do it—though the aim on one is pretty much pre-determined thanks to gravity.

Even though you’ve missed the chance to give a Potty Putter to the golf lover in your life for Christmas, Valentines Day is just around the corner. 

by John Barker

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