It’s a girly thing to admit, but I love baths. Don’t get me wrong—I’m not goin’ for any pink foo-foo scented bath salts and such. But there’s something just plain awesome about soaking in a tub with a book or TV show and a glass of wine—or a decent beer (none of the light crap).
But I don’t know if I could bring myself to even get near one of these tubs. They’re just . . .too artsy looking to even be tubs – even if they ARE tubs. Check these out:
SNAZZY TUB # 1: The WS Bath Epoca Free Standing Bathtub
That’s just plain daunting. I feel like one of the King’s bath-boys would be hovering over me with some sort of tiny bath towel. And the bathroom would have to be the size of a football field.
This sucker comes in gold as well.
SNAZZY TUB # 2: The WS Bath Milo Glass Bathtub

Yeah, I know. WS Bath again. But this thing is really cool. You know it. I know it.
But what wouldn’t be cool would be someone walking in while I’m taking a bath. It would be like viewing a hairless albino seal through a viewing port at Sea World’s Seal Encounter. Type that many S’s in a sentence and you know how serious this would be.
SNAZZY TUB # 3: Bagno Sasso X Line Free Standing Bathtub
Okay. This is a bathtub I can wrap my head around. Or sink my behind into. It’s somewhere behind the built-in towel and soap shelves. In this case, the tub can be either freestanding or nestled against a wall. And the taps can be mounted on the wall, floor, a Pillar column, or on the edge of the tub itself.
This is just the tip of the melty iceberg, if ya’ know what I mean, when it comes to the world of designer bathtubs. I’ll be back with more!
by John Barker




























