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> <channel><title>Fix It Yourself &#187; Humor</title> <atom:link href="http://www.fixityourself.com/category/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.fixityourself.com</link> <description>Where Home Improvement Junkies Get their Fix</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:26:39 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>Home Improvement from Ivekt</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/03/19/home-improvement-from-ivekt/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/03/19/home-improvement-from-ivekt/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 14:09:18 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Home Improvement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[home improvement videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[removing rust with cola]]></category> <category><![CDATA[russian accent]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=3675</guid> <description><![CDATA[I don’t know exactly how to start this article.  I suppose I’ll give you my perspective straight up:  There’s a crazy guy from Moldova (Not Russia!  He makes sure you know that!) who has a series of short videos on  YouTube  about various home maintenance and improvement.  The guy&#8217;s name is Ivekt, and his lessons are titled “Domestic Home Hint.”   Is [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/03/19/home-improvement-from-ivekt/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Iceberg Ice Cubes</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/01/06/iceberg-ice-cubes/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/01/06/iceberg-ice-cubes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:14:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Home Tech]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Interior Design]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kitchen]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gin and tonic]]></category> <category><![CDATA[novelty ice cubes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[titanic collecitons]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=3062</guid> <description><![CDATA[Iceberg!!!! Well, sort’a.  Once again Fred &#38; Friends  serves up a little bit of twisted fun—this time in the form of the  Gin &#38; Titonic ice cube mold. While a bit grim, I can’t help but find some humor in a little gadget that pulls double duty by making iceberg-shaped ice cubes that float and Titanic-shaped ice [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/01/06/iceberg-ice-cubes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>How NOT to Use a Blowtorch – and a Giveaway!</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/01/05/how-not-to-use-a-blowtorch-and-a-giveaway/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/01/05/how-not-to-use-a-blowtorch-and-a-giveaway/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 14:25:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Home Tech]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tools]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blowtorch tricks]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blowtorch videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gift card giveaways]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tricks with fire]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=3093</guid> <description><![CDATA[  Over the years I’ve become thoroughly convinced that it is in the DNA of many humans (me included) to do stupid things with dangerous objects.  I have not, however, done anything stupid with a blowtorch—yet. I&#8217;ve never even considered what this first guy does.  Why?  Because the results are gonna be just what you’d [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2011/01/05/how-not-to-use-a-blowtorch-and-a-giveaway/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>49</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Danger Bomb Alarm Clock</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/31/danger-bomb-alarm-clock/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/31/danger-bomb-alarm-clock/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 15:37:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Home Tech]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Interior Design]]></category> <category><![CDATA[handmade alarm clock]]></category> <category><![CDATA[how to wake up with a hangover]]></category> <category><![CDATA[loudest alarm clock]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=3015</guid> <description><![CDATA[If you’re anything like me, you have a hard time waking up in the morning (in my case it’s usually 4:30 AM — gotta get up to feed 240 kids at three different schools.) I can safely say that the alarm blaring incessantly at me is the worst part of my day— except on days my van [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/31/danger-bomb-alarm-clock/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Potty Putter</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/30/potty-putter/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/30/potty-putter/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:50:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Bathroom]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Green]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Home Tech]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=3030</guid> <description><![CDATA[Is it just me, or is this a disturbing mental image?  I mean, I can&#8217;t imagine that scene for too long before all my senses get involved, and then, well, there are smells, and sounds, and ya&#8217; know, I just don&#8217;t give a crap (ha, ha) about the making par.  I’ll admit that I’m not much of [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/30/potty-putter/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Strange House Pets</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/22/strange-house-pets/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/22/strange-house-pets/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 19:26:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[boy and puppy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[giraffe as pet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[giraffe manor kenya]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hippo as pet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[unusual house pets]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=2951</guid> <description><![CDATA[Junior wants a puppy for Christmas?  OK.  But how &#8217;bout something a little more original? I can sort of understand the appeal of having strange house pets.  I’ve known people who have owned snakes, large lizards, and ferrets.  Hell, even I’ve had parrots before (one that constantly tried to rip my eyeballs out—I no longer [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/12/22/strange-house-pets/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Soap Dispenser Nose</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/11/20/soap-dispenser-nose/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/11/20/soap-dispenser-nose/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 15:24:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Home Tech]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bathroom decor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[collectible noses]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fake noses]]></category> <category><![CDATA[novelty soap dispenser]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=2626</guid> <description><![CDATA[Have you ever sneezed in the shower?  Sure you have.  Even if you don’t want to admit it . . .you have. But have you ever taken the snot and rubbed it all over your body as a cleaning agent?  No?  Neither have I.   Really.  I haven’t. However, I&#8217;m thinking the guys who came up with [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/11/20/soap-dispenser-nose/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Hands Off!</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/22/hands-off/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/22/hands-off/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:35:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Appliances]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kitchen]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tools]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lunch stealing at work]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sharing refigerator]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shrimp creole]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stealing food at work]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=2311</guid> <description><![CDATA[I once had a cousin who would eat all of the food in my house.  Well, not exactly all &#8211; but select portions of food, in hopes that we wouldn&#8217;t notice. Let’s take Shrimp Creole, for example.  This spicy, delicious dish has been one of my favorites for years.  I generally prepare it a day [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/22/hands-off/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Fun at the Pool</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/17/pool/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/17/pool/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:15:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Outdoors]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Real Estate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[backyard pools]]></category> <category><![CDATA[owning a home with a pool]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pool accidents]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pool maintenance]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pool safety]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=2092</guid> <description><![CDATA[We are looking to buy a new house.  As I type this, the loan guy is sitting in our current living room going over figures with my girlfriend concerning the purchase of a house with a really nice pool. I&#8217;m not sure I want to own a pool with my house.  They&#8217;re a lot of [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/17/pool/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Termites! Part 1</title><link>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/07/termites-part-1/</link> <comments>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/07/termites-part-1/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 15:08:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>editor</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Home Improvement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Real Estate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[get rid of termites]]></category> <category><![CDATA[types of termites]]></category> <category><![CDATA[what do termites look like]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.fixityourself.com/?p=2147</guid> <description><![CDATA[termites Termites.  I hate them.  I’ve gone mano-a-buggo with these little bastards before, and lemme tell ya somethin’—they are tough. Basically, there are four types of termites: Dampwood, Drywood, Formosan, and Subterranean.  And I want to rain destruction down on all of them. But before I degenerate into a work of apocalyptic bloodlust, let’s look at [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fixityourself.com/2010/10/07/termites-part-1/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
